An Open Letter to Peapod

Dear Peapod-

It has recently come to my attention that you do not carry Dungeons and Dragons-themed Jones soda.

What the fuck is wrong with you guys? Seriously, the cross-section of anti-HFCS hippies/supertasters/wannabe supertasters and RPGers/MMORPGers/LARPers/half-elf rangers constitutes an enormous part of the soda-drinking demographic.

Please remedy this situation or else expect a nasty letter from yours truly.

Yours truly,
-Maitland

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~ by Maitland on September 17, 2009.

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